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Monday, May 14, 2007

A Man Torn: Ambivalent Feelings About Laila Ali

One day as I was sitting at my desk working diligently (aka perusing rumors [shout out to Illseed])and they showed Laila Ali doing her thing on Dancing With The Stars. I saw this...

It left me with a number of thoughts; first being, she's kind of thick; second wondering would I hit; third, her arms are like Both my legs taped together plus my left arm which happens to be my strong arm and lastly, her back is wide as shit and laced with muscles I didn't know existed. The shit really had me fucked up because usually when a chick is diesel like that it typically makes me vomit/I'd never hit but this time it made me kind of wonder. Lightweight, she's kind of pretty AND she can move her hips which equals a hands down pass in my book but her ability to control me physically scares me, literally. I've dealt with women that have been larger than me before, which is almost a given when you're as skinny as I am but I've never dealt with a chick that could hem me up if it came down to hands. I'm no Jason Kidd/David Justice/Ike but c'mon it worries any dude knowing his chick could kirk out one day and whoop his ass, but Laila is ight minus that roided out voice she has...Y'all let me know what y'all think.

1 comment:

ANT said...

I'd slap bro. I would just have to throw the ipod headphones in...that voice isn't the move